Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Texas Bathrooms Have Transsexuals In 'Em

TransGriot Note:  The first time I rewrote this song it was because of my anger over the Araguz case.   This time I'm rewriting 'Texas Has A Whorehouse In It' to slam the absurdity of Tyjanae Moore being arrested for simply using the fracking bathroom.


So y'all know the drill.   Grab those iPod's and sing along with Moni's remixed lyrics.

Texas Bathrooms Have Transsexuals In 'Em 
(sung to the tune of 'Texas has a Whorehouse In It' from The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas musical)



Texas bathrooms have transsexuals in 'em
(Lord have mercy on our souls)
Texas bathrooms have transsexuals in 'em
(Lord have mercy on our souls)

You're using public bathrooms and it fills me with disgust
Fixated on your genitalia to cause a fuss

(your genitalia to cause a fuss)

Black transwoman used the bathroom and you fools have gone plumb wild
Yep she's peed, didn't deny it, now you Reichers are getting riled
Security guard was tripping 'cause she hated homegirl's change
Wingers want to stop it but nothing 'bout all that is strange.

(nothing 'bout all of that is strange)

Transwomen peeing and pooping in the women's restrooms (oh no!)
Transmen peeing and pooping in the men's restrooms (oh no!)
Transpeeps are getting uppity, that much is very clear
Welch is sayin' they can't use the bathrooms up in here

And now our own GOP Singers

(Texas bathrooms have transsexuals in 'em)

I'll put an end to this charade

(Texas bathrooms have transsexuals in 'em)

Stopping them is our crusade.
This is just disgusting and I'll fight it till I drop
Transsexual defecation going on.
And it must stop

Stop that defecation!
Transsexual defecation!
Stop that defecation!
Transsexual defecation!

Texas bathrooms have transsexuals in 'em
Lord have mercy on our souls
Texas bathrooms have transsexuals in 'em
Lord have mercy on our souls.
Ministers hatin' on you and they'll fight you till they drop
Transsexual defecation going on, going on, going on, going
on, going on, going on.

Don't touch that browser!
This is the Party of No saying we'll be back, with new and revealing information about this and other cases.
'Cause we right wing haters never sleep

(Chorus) And it must stop.
Haters going to get you
Going to shine their light on you
Haters going to get you
Going to shine their light on you.