Last night I got drafted by my aunt for a midnight run to Bellville, TX helping my cousin and his wife move a mattress and boxsprings to their apartment. On the drive back to Houston Praise 92.1 was playing the Dottie People's gospel song 'Show Up & Show Out' which was released in 2000 and I love
Halfway through it the lyrics popped up in my head for my latest song rewrite. It's rooted in the ongoing HB 235 controversy and the increasingly intolerable tendency of gay rights orgs that purport to be TBLG orgs to either cut us out of legislation, propose piss poor incremental crap that doesn't do a thing to fix our pressing problems and attempt to muzzle and silence our voices when we criticize their tactics.
Y'all know the drill. grab those iPods and sing along with Moni's remixed lyrics. Trans sellouts and your Gay, Inc enablers, for all you do, this song's dedicated to you.
Hit it.!
Show Up & Sell Us Out
(Sung to the tune of Show Up & Show Out by Dottie Peoples
Chorus:
(Gay, Inc will) show up
(Then they will) sell us out.
(Gay, Inc will) show up
(Then they will) sell us out.
(Gay, Inc will) show up
(Then they will) sell us out.
Gay, Inc will show up and sell us out.
When transpeople get the notion to be uppity,
Gay, Inc didn’t have not one worry.
Gay, Inc creates an org and gives a Quisling clout,
Then turns them loose upon us to sell transpeople out
(Gay, Inc will) show up
(Then they will) sell us out.
(Gay, Inc will) show up
(Then they will) sell us out.
(Gay, Inc will) show up
(Then they will) sell us out.
Gay, Inc will show up and sell us out.
Transpeople are yearning for civil rights victory
Over trans hate squarely aimed at you and me.
But it's becoming clear, and the world doesn't have a doubt,
When Gay Inc orgs show up in your town, they sell transpeople out.
(Gay, Inc will) show up
(Then they will) sell us out.
(Gay, Inc will) show up
(Then they will) sell us out.
(Gay, Inc will) show up
(Then they will) sell us out.
Gay, Inc will show up and sell us out.
[Vamp 1:]
Show up, sell us out.
[Vamp 2:]
Sell us out
[Ending:]
Gay, Inc will show up and sell us out,
Gay, Inc will show up and sell us out,
Gay, Inc will show up and sell us out,
sell us out!
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Monday, April 4, 2011
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Texas Bathrooms Have Transsexuals In 'Em
TransGriot Note: The first time I rewrote this song it was because of my anger over the Araguz case. This time I'm rewriting 'Texas Has A Whorehouse In It' to slam the absurdity of Tyjanae Moore being arrested for simply using the fracking bathroom.
So y'all know the drill. Grab those iPod's and sing along with Moni's remixed lyrics.
Texas Bathrooms Have Transsexuals In 'Em
(sung to the tune of 'Texas has a Whorehouse In It' from The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas musical)
Texas bathrooms have transsexuals in 'em
(Lord have mercy on our souls)
Texas bathrooms have transsexuals in 'em
(Lord have mercy on our souls)
You're using public bathrooms and it fills me with disgust
Fixated on your genitalia to cause a fuss
(your genitalia to cause a fuss)

Black transwoman used the bathroom and you fools have gone plumb wild
Yep she's peed, didn't deny it, now you Reichers are getting riled
Security guard was tripping 'cause she hated homegirl's change
Wingers want to stop it but nothing 'bout all that is strange.
(nothing 'bout all of that is strange)
Transwomen peeing and pooping in the women's restrooms (oh no!)
Transmen peeing and pooping in the men's restrooms (oh no!)
Transpeeps are getting uppity, that much is very clear
Welch is sayin' they can't use the bathrooms up in here
And now our own GOP Singers
(Texas bathrooms have transsexuals in 'em)
I'll put an end to this charade
(Texas bathrooms have transsexuals in 'em)
Stopping them is our crusade.
This is just disgusting and I'll fight it till I drop
Transsexual defecation going on.
And it must stop
Stop that defecation!
Transsexual defecation!
Stop that defecation!
Transsexual defecation!
Texas bathrooms have transsexuals in 'em
Lord have mercy on our souls
Texas bathrooms have transsexuals in 'em
Lord have mercy on our souls.
Ministers hatin' on you and they'll fight you till they drop
Transsexual defecation going on, going on, going on, going
on, going on, going on.
Don't touch that browser!
This is the Party of No saying we'll be back, with new and revealing information about this and other cases.
'Cause we right wing haters never sleep
(Chorus) And it must stop.
Haters going to get you
Going to shine their light on you
Haters going to get you
Going to shine their light on you.
So y'all know the drill. Grab those iPod's and sing along with Moni's remixed lyrics.
Texas Bathrooms Have Transsexuals In 'Em
(sung to the tune of 'Texas has a Whorehouse In It' from The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas musical)
Texas bathrooms have transsexuals in 'em
(Lord have mercy on our souls)
Texas bathrooms have transsexuals in 'em
(Lord have mercy on our souls)
You're using public bathrooms and it fills me with disgust
Fixated on your genitalia to cause a fuss
(your genitalia to cause a fuss)

Black transwoman used the bathroom and you fools have gone plumb wild
Yep she's peed, didn't deny it, now you Reichers are getting riled
Security guard was tripping 'cause she hated homegirl's change
Wingers want to stop it but nothing 'bout all that is strange.
(nothing 'bout all of that is strange)
Transwomen peeing and pooping in the women's restrooms (oh no!)
Transmen peeing and pooping in the men's restrooms (oh no!)
Transpeeps are getting uppity, that much is very clear
Welch is sayin' they can't use the bathrooms up in here
And now our own GOP Singers
(Texas bathrooms have transsexuals in 'em)
I'll put an end to this charade
(Texas bathrooms have transsexuals in 'em)
Stopping them is our crusade.
This is just disgusting and I'll fight it till I drop
Transsexual defecation going on.
And it must stop
Stop that defecation!
Transsexual defecation!

Transsexual defecation!
Texas bathrooms have transsexuals in 'em
Lord have mercy on our souls
Texas bathrooms have transsexuals in 'em
Lord have mercy on our souls.
Ministers hatin' on you and they'll fight you till they drop
Transsexual defecation going on, going on, going on, going
on, going on, going on.
Don't touch that browser!
This is the Party of No saying we'll be back, with new and revealing information about this and other cases.
'Cause we right wing haters never sleep
(Chorus) And it must stop.
Haters going to get you
Going to shine their light on you
Haters going to get you
Going to shine their light on you.
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