Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Happy 49th Birthday President Obama!

Today is the 49th birthday of the 44th President of the United States, Barack H. Obama.

He's had an up and down year, and how good the rest of it is will be determined on November 2.

But today I kick back, bow in the direction of Washington DC and Honolulu, Hawaii and give thanks to God that President Obama is sitting in the Oval Office instead of Sen. John McCain.

I also give thanks to God that Sarah Louise Heath Palin is still living in Wasilla, Alaska and not the vice presidential mansion.

As a birthday gift to Orly Taitz, the birthers and all her conservamininons, I..

Never mind, this is so delicious I must serve this up to you on a platter along with that delicious presidential birthday cake.

Presenting Amendment 14, Section 1 of the United States Constitution:

Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.


Would you like some Hawaiian punch to go with that?

Or would you prefer a nice steaming cup of STFU, Hawaiian blend?

Oh yeah, this section is also pertinent to you right wing peeps in Arizona who insisted on passing those 'Hate On Latinos' laws that will soon be going down in federal court flames.

But back to the birthday boy. Next year is the Big 5-0. Happy birthday Mr. President.

May the rest of this one and the next year go a little more smoothly than this one has. Somehow, with all the sniping on the left and the white hooded hatred on the right, I doubt it will.

But, go ahead and blow out the candles on that birthday cake. I have a pretty good guess what you wished for ;)