You've just experienced another one of my TransGriot traditions in my annual April Fool's Day posts. I'll have to come up with something more creative next year.In the meantime, here's links to some other classic TransGriot April 1 posts.
RuPaul Hospitalized After Being 'Drop Squaded'
http://transgriot.blogspot.com/2008/04/rupaul-hospitalized-after-being-drop.html
I'm Sellin' Out
http://www.bilerico.com/2008/04/im_sellin_out.php
