TransGriot Note: Y'all knew I couldn't resist whacking Republican hypocrite Gov. Mark Sanford (R-SC) with a song rewrite. This situation just practically begs for me to do it, so here goes. Enjoy it while Donna Summer sings the original lyrics.I Cheated In Argentina
(Sung to the tune of 'Don't Cry For Me Argentina'
It won't be easy, you know it's strange
When I explain to South Carolina how I feel
That what I did was massively dumb
You won't believe me
Because I lied to you
You thought I went missing
But I went to be with my boo
I let it happen, I needed a change
This session wasn't particularly fun
I had to take the stimulus money and I'm bummed
So I needed a break
Running around on the Appalachian Trail
But was headed to the airport for fun
Didn't mean to scare everybody and never expected it to
(Chorus)
I cheated in Argentina
The truth is I up and left you
Flew to Buenos Aires
Straight to my mistress
Didn't keep my promise
Wife keeps her distance
And as for fortune, and as for love
I never invited them in
Though it's apparent to the world I want her skin
My affair was confusing
It's not the solution it promised to be
While my family was here all the time
I love you and hope you still love me
I cheated in Argentina
The truth is I up and left you
Flew to Buenos Aires
Straight to my mistress
Didn't keep my promise
Wife keeps her distance
Have I said too much?
There's nothing more I can think of to say to you.
But all you have to do is look at me to know
That every word is true
I cheated in Argentina
The truth is I up and left you
Flew to Buenos Aires
Straight to my mistress
Didn't keep my promise
Wife keeps her distance
I cheated in Argentina
The truth is I up and left you
Flew to Buenos Aires
Straight to my mistress
Didn't keep my promise
Wife keeps her distance
I cheated in Argentina
