Friday, February 12, 2010

Shut Up Fool! Awards- Winter Olympic Opening Ceremonies Edition

Tonight the XXI Olympic Winter Games Opening ceremonies will take place in Vancouver's BC Place Stadium.

It's the day they've been waiting for since they beat out Salzburg, Austria and Pyeongchang, Korea on July 2, 2003 to become the host city for the games.

So from today until the closing ceremonies on February 28, Vancouver will be the center of the winter sports universe, and Renee will be watching my girls beat Team Canada in women's hockey.

USA! USA! USA!

Ahem, now back to our regularly scheduled post.

Since it's Friday, you know what means TransGriot readers. Time to discover which fool or fools won the gold medal for stupidity.

We're going to stick to an Olympic theme for the duration of the Games.

There were as usual too many fools in contention for this week's honors. Sarah Palin gets the bronze for mocking the president for using teleprompters, then getting caught with the old elementary school trick of writing notes on your hand during the Tea Klux Klan event in Nashville.

The silver goes to Tom Tancredo for his racist literacy test speech. If that were the case, most of the attendees at the Tea Party convention wouldn't pass it.

Our gold medallist this week? John Mayer.

Renee said all that need to be said about why in this Womanist Musings post.

But this line alone in the Playboy interview vaulted him to the gold medal for stupidity..

My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock.

John Mayer, shut the HELL up, fool.